Valentino

I’m not going to say much about this collection, because I’m pretty sure most people have already heard of Valentino, even if you live in a pineapple under the sea. Obviously, none of these dresses are things I could ever wear in my real life, so instead I like to imagine myself as the queen of some sort of fantasy Byzantine-Grecian-Renaissance land where I stroll from garden to throne room to secret passageway in these fabulously delicate yet stern outfits. And don’t forget the crown, bitches.

If you enjoyed this collection, I highly suggest you wander on over to one of my favorite fashion/costume/fantasy tumblrs, A Game of Clothes, which imagines the world of “A Song of Ice and Fire” in terms of today’s haute couture using equally sour-faced models.